æ ska vest slutt å spis karbohydrata.... så æ ikke passere 100 kilo! kutt ut brød, ris potet og sånt.... spis masse mat, men itj nå godt tilbehør.... grønnsaka istedet for fløtegratinerte poteta/pommfri, uff, kos ska herre gå gode tips t tilbehør som itj smake crap! ?? 0 karbohydrata? Egg, bacon og...
- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. How do...
THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily. Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, cryin...