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Så utrolig liten e vi i den store sammenhengen:
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Post by IBTB » 25 Aug 2008, 20:33

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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Post by Viggey » 25 Aug 2008, 21:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Post by IBTB » 02 Sep 2008, 10:55

Beer Troubleshooting

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar
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Post by IBTB » 10 Sep 2008, 22:18

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Half-life man!!! :D
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Post by IBTB » 11 Sep 2008, 10:00

lol, enda et bilde fra LHC, alle ligne på Half-life folk neddi der :P
Å Half-life bygge jo på et eksperiment som går feil også...?
E d et hint? ;)

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Bare dem bytte ut momentnøkkel'n med et kujern, så e verden redda! :P
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Post by Dr.Jones » 11 Sep 2008, 14:43

haha

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Post by IBTB » 21 Sep 2008, 21:13

Epic Greek Firework Battle - Greker'an e faen itj rett :P
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Post by Dr.Jones » 21 Sep 2008, 23:54

LOL!

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Post by wilddeucer » 23 Sep 2008, 09:32

hahahaha godt dæm itj har træ byggninga ja :p
I got no reason to call you an idiot! but hey! whos gonna stop me idiot!

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Post by IBTB » 29 Sep 2008, 21:46

Terry Tate - Office Linebacker - Kordan få et mer effektivt arbeidsmiljø.
Terry Tate - Vecation - Ka som skjer når effektiviseringsmaskina di dra på ferie i 2 uka.
Terry Tate- Draft Day - Ja.... :P
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